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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

In 2012, the American public LOST ITS SHIT.

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

Examens

“Here's how (who resemble polar bears) do exam. Don't be a polar bear. At least during exam time.

Only because my little boys love Angry Birds, ha!

What really happened at Stonehenge. What REALLY happened at Stonehenge Stonehenge Angry Birds rocks England uk queen ra

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

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House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

I think wine in a box is classy

Redneck-------->>>you know folks make fun of rednecks but let me tell you this.real country rednecks can survive anywhere with anything. I'll take a real country redneck anyday over a stuffy city folk.

Gowing up: No way #food

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Dear Edward Cullen

i love peter pan i love peter pan. i love peter pan. go die edward.

unfortunately very true @emilynylund

Scumbag Brain…

Funny pictures about Scumbag Brain. Oh, and cool pics about Scumbag Brain. Also, Scumbag Brain.

Don't let this be you when Spring arrives ;)

Spring Countdown.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

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