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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Awesome.  Thanks.  So now I'm going to try to go get some sleep.  By myself.  In my house.  Out in the country.  Maybe my protective cat will be protective.  Nah... I'm screwed.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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We don't lie to them about these things, but watch out if your kids are at my house! Haha!

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

I don't think I've ever done this

Or for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick period. I regularly lose them and find them after I've bought a replacement, causing an extreme surplus in chapstick.

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you about 5 times.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

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