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Let's settle this like adults: My husband and I paper-rock-scissors everything!

seriously

Take a BERRY Break (49 photos)

Welcome Girl Scouts, go away Door to Door Salesman! "Unless your selling Thin Mints, NO SOLICITING". This would be great for thehome front door on a small sign above the doorbell or on the glass door of a business.

This is what my life was composed of. My dad acting on protection and my mom on beauty. Who knew they go hand in hand?

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

it's true. i hate when people leave voicemail. especially if all they say is "hey, call me back". really?

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

shit never works

Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

wine! how classy people get shitfaced.

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

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Financial Peace

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

I do this! - funny quotes

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

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