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calories (noun) - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Pinsonnia....siempre me pasa....

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

When I say Never Mind what I really mean is.

When I say Nevermind, what I really mean is… via

To be quickly followed by, "And those are pantyhose ... not leggings."

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

and then you kick yourself for not saying it....aaaaarrrrgggg

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

me but so much worse for my poor girl 4 11 for the last 2 yrs allmost.  we have been shooting for 5'   3 years of growing left comeon growth spurts!!

I was complaining about this in my friends car the other day, but she has the tall people problem and can't see the road if the visor is down haha we are totally opposite in stature.it's funny :)

Perfect

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

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