1. Am I sure I want to wear this? 2. Should I be wearing different underwear? 3. I wonder if Victoria's Secret is doing the 7/$25 sale anytime soon. 4. Should I put my keys in the pocket in my leggings, or is it better to put them next to my phone in my armband? 5. Crap, where's my armband? 6. My ankle hurts. 7. Did I send [dad/significant other/supportive friend] the course map? 8. Am I in the right corral?