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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

J0ke Of The Day

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

Fucker

wtf: When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

I've been told I'm going to hell for my excessive use of the word FUCK. I've rented a bus if ahy of you fuckers need a ride.s. I'm driving)

Ohhh emmm geeee bahahha!

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

~I Love Inspiration

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

That, or a Apache helicopter, Apache helicopters have missles, checkmate atheists. Oh wait.

Sniper Rectangle Decal

My idea of "help from above" is a sniper on the roof. This is very proudly a Cannibal Rose original quote.

Yup

Yeah why? Sure but, spontaneous orgasm sounds awful. How about intensified, or multiple upon success.

We speak sarcasm and real talk, not whatever the hell you're saying right now. @rebelcircus

Instagram Post by Rebel Quotes (@rebelcircusquotes_)

We speak sarcasm and real talk, not whatever the hell you're saying right now. I found this most amusing!

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids." I think it should be replaces with "Bad parenting results in assholes."

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids" I think it should be replaced with "Bad Parenting results in assholes" . Amen to that!

Sorry, I really did think you knew!!!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

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They call it a "selfie" because "narcissistie" is too hard to spell. Says, " I'm not full of myself" posts a selfie or 10 daily

This is hilarious to watch!

Funny pictures about Laughing so hard. Oh, and cool pics about Laughing so hard. Also, Laughing so hard.

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Definitely me, or when people bump into you and don’t say excuse me, I shout it loudly in their direction!

Shiba Inu Maru Loves To Sleep With His Little Stuffed Polar Bear Toy

Shiba Inu Maru Loves To Sleep With His Little Stuffed Polar Bear Toy

Shiba Inu Maru Loves To Sleep With His Little Stuffed Polar Bear Toy (Pomerian Husky Mix)

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