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Ha, a lot of my stories start like this! Just ask my sister or my bestie!

Fucker

wtf: When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

I always thought this! Lol

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

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Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

Amen!!! Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life...at least I'm NOT YOU.

I may not be perfect but at least i'm not you poster

Even with all my imperfections and bad habits, and other issues in life. I thank God every day I'm not a horrible person like you.

When a woman says “What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

When a woman says “What?”

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Never, ever get tired of this!!!! LOL

i still love this. some people just need a high five. in the face. with a chair. cause some people deserve it ya know.

Live, Laugh, Love

Funny and or stupid signs about guns. Funny signs about the second amendment. Funny signs and quotes about gun control.

#ignoranceisbliss

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

LMAO right

I don’t shave my legs for my boyfriend. I shave my legs for the woman who gives me a pedicure.

Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Yes very!

so glad I was young and stupid before camera phones and social media

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

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