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Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

funny women are tired men have small penises

Telling a woman she looks tired is like telling a man he has a small penis. (Seriously though. It's like a polite way of telling me I look like shit.

Haha i workout because i love sweets and i like to workout too i guess.  Decisions, decisions. Have no-sugar added desserts!

No Sugar Added - Skinny Desserts

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Remember, if you can't say something nice. make it funny

I can't even describe how true this is! Either because there are no words or because I can't think of them.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.

We do Yoga to relieve stress......... Just kidding..... We drink wine in our yoga pants.

We do everything in our yoga pants.We do Yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. We drink wine in our yoga pants.