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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The only thing this juice diet has cleansed me of is my will to live.

Funny Confession Ecard: I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

I would love naptime for adults. Kind of like kindergarten, when you'd get your milk and a snack, then lie down on the floor with your mat and take a nap.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Pretend

I Waste So Much Time

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

seriously, bothers me.one of the reasons I try not to let the girls watch that stupid show.other than the fact that Ruby is dumb and bossy.

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