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My life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. - Noticed this with a good 'ol latte.

Im too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so Im buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so I'm buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

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Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

I'm leaving work early. The rage quota for today has been met

Look, sometimes I just want to be in a bad mood. At work, please just let me be in a bad mood!

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

Cute Hash Tags | hashtag 300x210 Facebook in hashtag Twitter identity crisis

Facebook in hashtag Twitter identity crisis

Life makes so much more sense now

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals.

Always thought this was a bad day to "celebrate"

Columbus Day, Christopher Columbus Feel The Twitter Backlash

Let’s celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone’s house and telling them we live there now Via someecards

This was truly inspirational when I really did /do hate my job, and realize(d) bitching was useless

I laughed and then I imagined my angel (if he exists) being incredulous due to how hard I make him work.  So, thanks buddy - yeah, I know I'm a clutz and I make terrible choices and I'm a horrible driver.  You're all good.  In fact, I wouldn't blame you if you did turn to crack...

I`m worried my guardian angel is a crack head . omg, now I know what`s wrong with my life.

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