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Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

So i guess crystal did find a use for your worthless ass after all, and i heard she needs you bad..don't forget the lysol

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whales vagina. Kiehl it-s-the-little-things-in-life (Best Boyfriend Ecard)

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Um...

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

My Patience is usually thin, but only with people. Patience with my animals is obese.

Lmao! I'm getting a crown soon so this is appropos.

My dentist really told me this! And actually, when I needed to get a dental crown on my birthday, my husband arranged to have a tiara waiting for me at the dentist office. Too funny!

Is it Summer yet?

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

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