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two faced. there is someone i would absolutely LOVE to send this to right now.

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Reminder: your girlfriends will probably outlive your husband. I'm lucky to have Great and crazy cool friends but I want my hubby around for a long long long time to come as he is my "best" friend

When someone's laugh is funnier than joke.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

Reminds me of a M*A*S*H episode with Radar, Hawkeye, and BJ leaving Rosie's Bar

Sorry but THATS funny. Next wine night Im taking a paper plate for my friend.

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

hahaha. i am going to do this everytime.

"how to answer when a blocked number calls: 'jim's whore house: you got the dough, we got the hoe"

fresh prince

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