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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

Water is the most essential element

The Tao of Coffee

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee. my life nowadays!

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Don't make me get up!!!

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

This is so true! oh the joys of still living the college life

And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.ok, MOST of the time

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. Yep that's about sums it up.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

My age...

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My exact words to my husband on a weekend movie night .

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