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Bhahahahaha!! You both are fucking retards! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”

Life is good. You obviously LOVE my life, since your all up in my business. Even stalking and harassing my friends.

My constant thought cycle at work !!!!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Bahaha yous a HOE

I'm sorry, this is a rake and shovel conversation. No hoes allowed *oh ahahaha*

Procrastination

Procrastination

I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

So glad you're having a baby...

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

Let's have a family gathering for the remaining family members who still speak to each other.

Funny Family Ecard: Lets have a family gathering for the remaining family members who still speak to each other.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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