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"No wonder I'm single, I'm so ugly. Ahhhhh I'm just messing with you gorgeous.

Exactly. I think I'm just going to start un-friending the people on my facebook who post these things. Consider yourself warned. ;)

When I see something on facebook...

How I feel every time. If your post comes with a guilt trip, I will not repost.

20 Snack Foods Renamed

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My mom does this all the time!!!

When mothers can’t remember your name. Oh how I love bill Cosby

Creepy Sayings And Quotes. QuotesGram by @quotesgram

Creepy Sayings And Quotes. QuotesGram by @quotesgram

Seriously, you're fucking knocked up. It's a baby, not a gnome or a potato or a triceratops. Stop with the 'expecting' shit.

i think on my pregnancy announcements, I'm going to say that. You know, I could have a velociraptor baby.

My godmother once threatened that if I didn't start behaving for my momma, she would make sure LA LLORONA would get me!

Watch out for that La Llorona kiddies xD This is one story that I will be telling to my own!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

Hate this! (I realize it's not just a Lupus thing, but #Lupus definitely instigated this in my life.)

That's NOT NOT funny! It happens almost every night to me. Stop laughing! It is not funny!