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Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her. | Breakup Ecard

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Play The Victim So Well. I'm Surprised You Don't Carry Around Your Own Body Chalk.

I prefer to describe myself as delightfully difficult

I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult. But I am worth it ;

behavioral psych of which every dumb ass should know. facial cues, body language.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: .and yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Taking volunteers now! Fitness motivation

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

so me. ck...routine is good for me, getting my brain to stop screaming "ROUTINES ARE BORING, STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY" is another thing.

I love routine

SO true. I Love routine. Until I'm bored, then I love excitement. Until I'm overwhelmed, then I love routine.So ME

You workout on a daily basis and you're in shape...we get it.

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

...lol...

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Psycho cookie maker

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy I bake cookies & shit.

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to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

I thought I was the only one! 0.0  http://pinterest.com/all/?category=humor#

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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