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If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now you're supermad". If they laugh, marry them

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Never let a girl with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.also the thinner the eye brow the crazier the girl

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The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do it's like performing in a talent show and finding out that beyonce is going on before you

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I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year. (Gets in bed) how was earth created who made microwaves how does the internet even work I'm hungry feels bad about something i did 4 years ago remembers 73 unfinished tasks too wired to sleep

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so true

This happens ALL the time. Even when I take the picture in front of the mirror! Good in the mirror, BAD in the pic. I must face the facts.

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When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D

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I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

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