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When you see someone in public that you really don't want to talk to...

I'm so anti-social

This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.

iPhone (noun) - a device used for everything but calling people submitted by Niels

How to get a girls number: Hide your phone and keep it on silent. Ask if you can call your mom on her phone. If yes, secretly call YOUR phone.

Exactly!

That Moment

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Tender Date Site - love #love #truelove #tinder #dating #relationship

Tender Date Site - love #love #truelove #tinder #dating #relationship

This is too funny and a true story! LOL

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

Ripping out leg hairs is completely different than dealing with a spider. It's not even on the same level.

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders. - Jerry Seinfeld makes perfect sense to me.

and then you kick yourself for not saying it....aaaaarrrrgggg

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Every Guy Thinks....

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.   Dentaltown - Dentally Incorrect

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

haha everyday

When I lay down in bed I think about everything, every single damn thing

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| Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different |

Quotes: "Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different." by janis

I'd be such an awesome mega rich person, I just know it! haha

How To Play Slots

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

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