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There's no such thing as the friend zone. Just like guys don't want to date every girl they meet, we just don't want to date every guy. It's an excuse to call it the friend zone.

so I have been told by many. Is it because I say what I'm thinking and I don't mind getting a lil dirty and sweaty every once in awhile? So be it I guess.... || INTJ

I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.

Single or Taken?

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

Plus Mr. Darcy is amazing and Mr. Collins was weird and used no pathos at all in his arguments..just logos -_-

Darcy knew how to declare his love…but not Mr.who did it in front of a leg of ham. -- Why Elizabeth Bennet chose Mr. Darcy over Mr. Collins, Pride and Prejudice humor

So true! Go with the funny guys! Not the hot, the cute, or the cool guys, but the funny ones!

So true! How I met and fell head over heels with my hubby! Go with the funny guys! Not the hot, the cute, or the cool guys, but the funny ones!

I should be studying RIGHT NOW but there's so much more to do..like take a nap:)

Free and Funny College Ecard: So much studying, so little time. Well, actually there's plenty of time, I just prefer to waste it doing random shit.


my daughter sent me this.The perfect answer to: "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" (I hated it when my mom asked me that!

"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital!"

When conversations get weird…

Weird conversations with my best friend.I mean, who else could have asked me a question about "how much rocket fuel based vodka can a person drink in the opera before it blows the hell up" WUT.

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Story of my life! Haha I see hot guys walking around campus all the time, and then I get to class and can never find any. Do they have special classes for incredibly attractive men that I am unaware of?

Every time!

Every time. Netflix is my frienemy. Walking Dead is my addiction.

Why is he sooo cute!!! I love him!!

hell ya I know what you mean hahahahahaha! Fuck the police all day long hahahaha!


I wish someone love me as much as Kanye West loves Kanye West.