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Sure, everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Seriously, but after having seen a photo of your fat, ugly garndparents, it's much less shocking.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I'll just have one roll with butter from Texas Roadhouse,' said no one ever!

Best bread and butter you will ever have, if you don't know what this means you need to find a texas roadhouse asap

I actually do this on road trips XD "Don't change lanes! Wait, where are you going, friend?

Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power

Dunce cap...hmmm...don't feel dumb because of life's lessons

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that!

One of my pet peeves when people don't use correct grammar especially on Facebook!!!!

My ABSOLUTE BIGGEST pet peeve! I'm convinced people have no idea how stupid they look or seem when they use the wrong words/grammar/spelling etc!

Men see and think, Women see and think............

Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

George Takei

"When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. It is difficult only for the others.It is the same when You are Stupid. You Know Who You Are!

We all gotta get through somehow...

I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy booze. / Snarkecards Oh so true!