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I will come back to this when I make mistakes, so there are no excuses and to remind myself not to make the same mistake twice.

"I'm saying this is the South. And we're proud of our crazy people. We don't hide them up in the attic. We bring 'em right down to the living room and show 'em off. No one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side they're on."  "And what side are yours on?"  "BOTH."  --Designing Women LOVE LOVE!!!

Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.

New diet plan!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

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Men look at a woman's behind and think 'Wow what an ass.' Women look at a man's face and think the same thing.

Do it my way

Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

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Why don't you slip into a something a little more comfy, like a coma? Why is this so funny.

Hahaaa

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to Pony on repeat without being judged. Is that too much to ask?

Funny Weekend Ecard: I just wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.

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