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true friendship So true.hahaha True So very true! So true

And if you get head lice..come see us!!! Head Hunters the Head Lice Specialist

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

True story!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

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Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

Dear Children...

Free, Confession Ecard: Dear Children, I only take credit for the first 9 months. After that, you were exposed to your father.

This is my life with my class. EVERY DAY.

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

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