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I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way.

Feeling good about yourself? Ask a kid to draw a picture of you. So true!

This is so true. I had my boyfriend's niece Caylee draw a picture of me and she says "Okay, well you have big arms and a big belly." Then I thought maybe it wasn't such a good idea to give her the suggestion of drawing me.

Soft Kitty!~Big Bang Theory

Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty purr purr purr-aw sheldon cooper

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

I changed my...

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny


Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

I have a few people I would like to say this to

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

"How much is this?" ...as they hold the price tag out to you...well, let's see, the tag says $24.99 so it must be $24.99.

In fact when someone starts by saying they have a stupid question, I sometimes can't bring myself to chime in with, "Now, now, no such thing." Because there are stupid questions.

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Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

Ug Lee

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: You remind me of my Chinese friend.