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'I hid the body.' Prank 'fun and run' text about human remains sees woman's house surrounded by police

A northwest Arkansas teenager thought it would be funny to text a random phone number saying she hid a body, but the joke backfired . Of all the local phone numbers she could have. US News Summaries.

This exact quote got a girl arrested because the random number she texted was a cop!

hid the body.laughter is the best thing in life today so thanks, i lol.

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I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

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Sneaky Ninjas!
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"Ninjas" cannot be found in the thesaurus. Very stealthy ninjas!

I'm a ninja.well played my friends

Ninjas-- Schoonover--I thought of your "young ninja" when I saw this .

It's true. Those ninjas are very cunning.

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I do this constantly... except with my watch, because I'm old-school
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Wow I am not sure I should admit this but I really do it all the time! Plus I like how it says checking your phone instead of checking your watch

I do this about 10 times a day. Yup that is so me, haha

Do I ever pay attention to anything the first time; Studying, Learning peoples names, life lessons?

so sad but sooo true!

I do this constantly... except with my watch, because I'm old-school

I do this constantly... except with my watch, because I'm old-school
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Blanket -- this is so me...I also like to take a running jump into bed so nothing can grab me from beneath the bed
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I never thought that movie got to me. Until the first time I try to sleep with one foot off the bed. That foot was back on the bed and under the blankets!

this is exactly why I can't sleep at night. screw you Paranormal (i probably shouldn't say that, it'll come get me).movie still makes my skin creep!

solution: have killer Labrador retriever named Banshee sleep below exposed leg. unless of course paranormal demon knows how to fill a kong. then you're pretty much screwed.

I can never sleep uncovered for this very reason! Well not because of paranormal activity but because my baby sitter told me the devil was under my bed and would get me if I got out. Scared me for life

Blanket -- this is so me...I also like to take a running jump into bed so nothing can grab me from beneath the bed

Blanket -- this is so me...I also like to take a running jump into bed so nothing can grab me from beneath the bed
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I actually do this but it is if I forget it in the dryer and I run it one more time so the clothes don't get wrinkling. More than folding laundry, I really dislike ironing.

What I am feeling right now! Sometimes, laundry stays in my dryer for a week and I just keep turning on the wrinkle release when I need something :)

sad part is, we don't even own an iron b/c we just use the dryer

This is like the motto to live by in my house. I am seriously considering painting a cute little sign with this on it to hang in my laundry room.

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so true; manicure and pedicure

Thought this was funny.I think about this every time I go in to get a manicure!

Never gotten a manicure, but have gotten a pedicure, and I've said this exact same thing. I wanted a spider and they kept on saying butterfly?

definition of a manicure. Manicure (noun) paying 30 to get made fun of in another language.

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"Did you just fall?" "No, I attacked the floor." "I'm freaking talented!" It takes skills! Ninja skills, I tell you!

I attacked the floor at the grocery store, but it was the store's fault. There was yogurt on the floor, unmarked. I am freaking talented, & they are freaking screwed!

I'll have to remember this next time I fall/attack the floor

i should have said this to the ER nurse when she asked me about my fall from surgery. *fall risk*<<< lol "I'm freaking talented!

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I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

it's true. i hate when people leave voicemail. especially if all they say is "hey, call me back". really?

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

omg he does this all the time, I always assumed I was the weird one or had a crazy cat... apparently others notice cats doing this too! wwheeww it's not just me!

Or rather, this is very much like my aunt's cats, and they freak me out every time! I keep wondering if cats can see ghosts or something.

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That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

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LSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. You can't make this stuff up.

She really is.

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sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

I do this way more than I'd like to admit!

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

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