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fuuunny.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Damn straight!

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

SERIOUSLY walmart.... fix that!

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Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Sounds like something Bill Engvall - Here's your sign would say.

Funny pictures about When people see me at the supermarket. Oh, and cool pics about When people see me at the supermarket. Also, When people see me at the supermarket.

Love it

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

BFF

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

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I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

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Sorry math teacher friends - but this IS funny! Just when you get everyone used to numbers, suddenly an entire math equation is made up of nothing but letters! LOL I love algebra but this is funny.

I hate when that happens, in my sarcastic voice.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong... #music #humor

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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