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Texts from dog. Pour yourself a cup of coffee and read through these funny txts. Oh if only dogs could really text.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Sex and the City wisdom keeps popping up on pinterest

Happy Birthday to Sarah Jessica Parker. In light of a style icons birthday, I thought I would share my Carrie Bradshaw favorites today. Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP) and Patricia Field.


Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.


SO true! Kids just don't know how to behave, and most parents don't either (in general).

ha!Dear Alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer....I saw the video. We need to talk....

Funny pictures about Dear alcohol. Oh, and cool pics about Dear alcohol. Also, Dear alcohol.

The Rules of Bacon | Mommy Has A Potty Mouth

Bacon is my life, and my one true love, i even asked for bacon for my birthday and Christmas. Nobody decided to get me some, though they know that bacon is my life and my true love and a replacement for my small dark ginger soul.