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Sometimes people just won't shut up and I don't have a good excuse to get off the phone!

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.

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"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

So I saw this and almost just out of my seat for how perfect it was at the time! You know who you are!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You know your getting old when the joy of having nothing to do outweighs the joy of doing anything.

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women ...

Revised: The real list of things that men do to annoy women

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Funny Workplace Ecard: I work well with others when they leave me the fuck alone. Yep that's about sums it up.

... I feel this way about a lot of stuff ...

"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the situation. that you created! I'm mad at you for lying.

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