I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.
I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year. (Gets in bed) how was earth created who made microwaves how does the internet even work I'm hungry feels bad about something i did 4 years ago remembers 73 unfinished tasks too wired to sleep
When you let something real slip in mixed company.
Once my friend jokingly told his bff to try and hang himself and he was like I already have (as a joke bc he bruised his neck) and I went SAME and they all looked at me and I was like hahahaaaa what's that over there?
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