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Why don't you slip into a something a little more comfy, like a coma? Why is this so funny.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Throw that KO. They deserve it. | "If you don't shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth."

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

HAHAHA BEST THING EVER!!!

Funny picture thread... - Page 60

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Sometimes people just won't shut up and I don't have a good excuse to get off the phone!

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Hahahaha

i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

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