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Waiting a few minutes to respond to a text to make it seem like you're busy

Waiting a few minutes to respond to a text to make it seem like you're busy

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my daughter sent me this.The perfect answer to: "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" (I hated it when my mom asked me that!

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

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OMG I HATE THIS! Because i blush about anything really. Then i have that one kid who does this and i start to blush more. I hate being the biggest blusher ever! *Blusher right here*

Yep! Happens more often than I would like to admit.

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Hahaha!!! I'm almost positive I've heard this one before

This, tragically, is all true (26 Photos)

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Thank you Andrea. Story of my life!

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? Haha so true lol

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