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HAHAHA!!!! Mardy Mabel Relationship Break Up Card: no one liked your boyfriend anyway.

Mardy Mabel Relationship Break Up Card: no one liked your boyfriend anyway. via Etsy. A breakup card.

I wonder...

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all.

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in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Untitled (I told my therapist about you)

Untitled (I told my therapist about you)

I told my therapist about you.Of course, you are the reason I'm in therapy.

I never make the same mistake twice...

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

If this is you then click to read my blog on how sleep deprivation negatively effects your health and weight loss. Strive to get 7-8 hours!

Relatable Post I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. So true and so me.

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