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So feeling this right now...

Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a plane ~ Adulting humor

Better than a rock...                                                                                                                                                                                 More #winequotes

Better than a rock... More #winequotes

Potato potato ching chong tomato

Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

Front: Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid Inside: Blank sapling press cards are printed on tree free cotton paper and paired with a post consumer brown bag kraft envelope.

So true

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They must have taken the day off and didn't warn me.

Accepting new applicants. Must be able to handle DIVERSITY and speak fluent sarcasm.


Sorry math teacher friends - but this IS funny! Just when you get everyone used to numbers, suddenly an entire math equation is made up of nothing but letters! LOL I love algebra but this is funny.


Sometines I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies. Laughing Through Motherhood - - meadoria