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you know you're lazy when.sorry but this is SO me! so me! so me!


I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Christina, this made me think of you  <3

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

If we don't know...we should!

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

Not to brag.

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

And then everyone tells you that you need a booster seat....maybe they just need to make longer visors! Repin if this is so you!!!

I was complaining about this in my friends car the other day, but she has the tall people problem and can't see the road if the visor is down haha we are totally opposite in stature.it's funny :)

Too funny

random thoughts for FRIDAY january 27th, 2012

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

Wow this is me

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I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

Yawning too. Like my ex. Makes me want to slap somebody.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

Once you proactively DECIDE that you're going to start working out on a consistent basis, the next logical question is WHEN?  There is so...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning