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Funny Friendship Ecard: Pst, I know you don't like me but spy on my status to talk shit behind my back! Glad to help bring some excitement to your boring life ;-) IDGAF!

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Some days - and this is one of them.

wtf: I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that are better organized than this fucking job.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I think the "people you may know" section on Facebook should be changed to "people I'm deliberately not friends with."  Like my ex girlfriends ex husband and his brother.

so true. or "people who I thought I was friends with but must have unfriended me"

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

I am not a parent, but holy shit that is so right, i have the best patience with my brat till we're alone.

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Patience. What parents have when there are witnesses present.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!