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"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

OMG. Total tom boy growing up! Loved my ninja turtles! | See more about ninja turtles, monster trucks and turtles.

"I was kind of a tomboy growing up. yeah, I had barbies. but only because my ninja turtles needed some hoes." haha this was definitely me when I was little

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. This describes my race pace!


Guess That Makes Me Perfect, Then

Perfect boys only exist in books. I found my perfect boy. he doesn't even have to wear a book now :)

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

in dog beers. ive only had one curlycait in dog beers. ive only had one in dog beers. ive only had one

I really didn't care too much for the movie as a whole but some parts are just too funny! bridesmaids

A Wash U Freshman’s First Month, as told by Kristen Wiig

That awkward moment when Jackie has kissed everyone in this picture....

My exact thoughts! Friends With Benefits=No Strings Attatched Mila Kunis + Aston Kutcher =

What Girls Say/Do on Road Trips - Cant stop laughing! I watched this TWICE!!

What Girls Say/Do on Road Trips - Cant stop laughing! I watched this TWICE! hahaha besties before testes! so funny!

My husband deserves this cake. I'm sorrys aren't cuttin it anymore! Poor guy!

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

LOL...This happens to me sooooo often...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Trust me when I woke up today I had no plans to be brilliant but shit happens.


Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

Hate when this happens...


Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that its only Tuesday - funny ecards about friday- this has been me all week!