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~ They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

They say actions speak louder than words so instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

I need more money lol

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

The moment you realize that you're in the middle of a cluster fuck.

Free and Funny News Ecard: The moment you realize that you're in the middle of a cluster fuck.

without commitment being dead - funny cards - Funs Mix - Fun and More

without commitment being dead - funny cards - Funs Mix - Fun and

Takes me back to a funny ass moment freshman year

Rottenecards - When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

only acceptable in my head... only in my head.

One can only wish…

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

Family

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

I'm sorry that you're so annoying it made me angry and put me in the bad mood that's causing me to ignore you right now.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry that you're so annoying it made me angry and put me in the bad mood that's causing me to ignore you right now.

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Details of your incompetence do not interest me.

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quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".

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