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Free and Funny News Ecard: Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

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Does it REALLY take that much longer to use proper grammar? Can you tell that I HATE text language.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly been to target.

Story of my life

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Come see our huge warehouse of commercial restaurant equipment! We have 100,000 sq/ft of great quality new and used equipment!

PMS is just easier to say then estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage!

Swimsuit season #humor

Bathing suit

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

soooo true, just though of 100 other ways to do the same thing without getting caught! lol

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

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