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Funny Confession Ecard: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I am pregnant, and its your baby! This would be funny altered and sent to family as an announcement.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

bippity boppity back the fuck up

Some people just don't respect the bubble.bippity boppity back the fuck up

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Oh please someone tell my husband this

Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

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Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Get out there and get dirty today!

I am against video games. We do not allow these in our house and our kids can't play them at their friends' houses. Outdoor play is the best. Use your imagination, muscles and fight childhood obesity.

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Rottenecards - There is always a little

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere. - For @Elichia Enzler

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere.

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

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