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Funny Apology Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you made on their life. I think you're a cunt.

If you're not going to get off your lazy ass.

DIY Vintage Chic: Top Ten Tuesday ~ Wine ~ No. 31

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I hate glitter lol

I hate glitter lol

10 more months until Ben returns from Korea and this momma is gonna sleep like I am drug induced!

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH-SLAP that motherf*? upside the head!