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Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

I'm sorry dear, in order to offend me I must value your opinion first. Nice try, though! ;)

You can't offend me because I don't even value your opinion. If you're wasting your energy trying to insult me you clearly aren't good company in the first place. Message to hateful people!

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

This is so my mom and one of the reasons I love her!

My mom is the worst. I know everyone says that, but my mom seriously has NO filter.

wine- one of the few things I am Greatly missing while being pregnant :-)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.


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thatswhatthatmeans: “ Christmas (proper noun) The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

Our incomparable love for alcoholic beverages is the glue that holds our otherwise meaningless relationship together.

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

Funny Reminders Ecard: There's only two ingredients that make up trail mix...M's and disappointment.

Funny Reminders Ecard: There's only two ingredients that make up trail mix.M's and disappointment.