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Free and Funny Family Ecard: Because my momma raised me to be a lady, I know when and what fork to use at a formal dinner. Because she didn't raise a fool, I know w

ahh, marriage. life's way of giving the finger to all the crazy ex-girlfriends and sweetly saying 'I win, bitches'.

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: ahh, marriage. life's way of giving the finger to all the crazy ex-girlfriends and sweetly saying

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Funny ecard - My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car (HUMMER) :) definitely does

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

true lol #funny #ecards

Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don't want to go to prison. ~ not worth the time behind bars plus their miserable lonely life is enough punishment.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

If that ain't the truth!

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I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

Foster Parenting Humor. Some days it feels like nothing but complaining from birth parents but I realize they are losing control and maybe all they have

Some days it feels like nothing but complaining from birth parents but I realize they are losing control and maybe all they have

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

I don't always act like a bitches, but when I do,I am the lead float in tha bitch parade.

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