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Free, Encouragement Ecard: Stop whining about your appearance. Your personality is even worse.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I'm definitely a big fan, but I've met farrrr more dedicated people, where it veers into "Remind me to never be alone in a dark alley with you" territory.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Your love for Dexter has advanced from interesting to unsettling.

Pretend, Nice?

Derek, I love that when I’m with you, I don’t have to pretend I’m a nice person. That shit’s exhausting.

happy couples on facebook

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

"How much is this?" ...as they hold the price tag out to you...well, let's see, the tag says $24.99 so it must be $24.99.

In fact when someone starts by saying they have a stupid question, I sometimes can't bring myself to chime in with, "Now, now, no such thing." Because there are stupid questions.

Most people have ah-hah! moments.... I have aww-fuck moments!!

Most people have ah-hah moments. I have aww-fuck moments :P

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think 'That can't be accurate'?

When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true

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