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@Korissa Perrodin
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I love when people think I'm serious when I'm being sarcastic.I love it even more when people pick up on my sarcasm and respond accordingly

Sarcasm can be a bond between friends. So true, everyone that knows me must have a sarcastic streak.

One of my best friends sounds so legit serious when she's being sarcastic and I literally fall for her sarcasm ever single time and wow that makes me feel stupid but I don't mind it that much bc I love her and she cracks me up.

When this happens, you are like, "We are totally friends." Then you say mean things to each other and other people and laugh

@Korissa Perrodin

@Korissa Perrodin

Sarcasm

Being that sarcasm is something I consider to be my first language; it's always fun to talk to a person as sarcastic as me. Honestly, I only know of a couple people that respond to me this way. Those people are awesome though!

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I don't think it's medically possibly for me to reach that level....
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This could prove true very, very soon.

Baha not happenin

Nope, sure don't.

I think this will be a standard response from me during thanksgiving.

I don't think it's medically possibly for me to reach that level....

I don't think it's medically possibly for me to reach that level....
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This is not how you are suppose to respond...LoL! This has happened to me.
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It's really not fair to the person who planned the whole thing out. So from now on people need to check with the person who innitiated the conversation BEFORE responding.

i hate when the conversation goes someway other than how i imagined. i only prepared for one argument!

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This is not how you are suppose to respond...LoL! This has happened to me.

This is not how you are suppose to respond...LoL! This has happened to me.
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Ex: "The job I'm training for, and will deploy with, will make me $100,000 per year in the civilian world. Your loss for leaving me, bitch!" Me: "I wouldn't stay with your pathetic, immature ass for $1,000,000 per year, Fucktard! You can't even pass a motorcycle mechanics course at a community college!"
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Too funny! And true :-)

Heard this more than once, from the same idiot.

Yep an idiot

exes they are idiots

Ex: "The job I'm training for, and will deploy with, will make me $100,000 per year in the civilian world. Your loss for leaving me, bitch!" Me: "I wouldn't stay with your pathetic, immature ass for $1,000,000 per year, Fucktard! You can't even pass a motorcycle mechanics course at a community college!"

Ex: "The job I'm training for, and will deploy with, will make me $100,000 per year in the civilian world. Your loss for leaving me, bitch!" Me: "I wouldn't stay with your pathetic, immature ass for $1,000,000 per year, Fucktard! You can't even pass a motorcycle mechanics course at a community college!"
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I do!
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I ALWAYS flush with my foot! A wise man once told me, "The company I work for cleans the handle with the same cloth that they just cleaned the toilet with. Flush with your foot.

There is no excuse to not flush a public toilet. Use your foot, wrap your hand in toilet paper, whatever it takes!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't care if that public toilet handle is ten feet off the ground, I'm still going to raise my leg up there so that I can flush with my foot.

I honestly do this everytime I'm in a public bathroom. Landry doesn't even know using your hand is an option! I've always taught her the only way they'll flush is with your foot!

I do!

I do!
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Me often
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Yes adultery adult needed.

Remember as a kid when you couldn't wait to be an adult? Here are funny adult quotes you'll instantly relate to if you ever wished you could be a kid again!

All the adultier adults in my life are dead and I am only

-Good thing I'm not an adult!

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Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.
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And I will be using more of my "I don't give a fuck" days!

AKA a mental health day.

For reals yo

My life atm

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

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Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.   And by sorry, I mean You're Welcome.

This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Seriously though...

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Im sorry youre mad because you just found out the world doesnt revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

baha! This is for real my disconnected relationship with feelings. At rare moments, they strike out of nowhere, then as a hater of drama I push them off before they can even be processed. Perhaps not healthy, but I end up "okay"  :D

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