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Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

This is so perfect for my house!!  Thanks for nothing, Cash!!! Lol

TOO funny! I did this to my mom ALL the time. Leave only a thimble of milk, still put it back in the fridge.

Things a mom would never say

Funny pictures about Things moms will never say. Oh, and cool pics about Things moms will never say. Also, Things moms will never say.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

hahahahahahaaaa you do finally get to this point!

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

HIlarious from NickMom! Cleaning with kids vs. cleaning without kids. SO funny because it's true!

Cleaning With Kids vs. Cleaning Without Kids

This is so why I have a cleaning lady. Even if the house only stays clean for about 30 minutes after we get home. Cleaning Up With The Kids vs. Without The Kids

Sophie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i love it!!

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

Me!

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

First child eats dirt. Parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt. Parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

Mommy Skills - EVERYTIME!  One trip without a meltdown would be nice . . . .

Funny Confession Ecard: Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place.or a trip with your grandchildren, eh Nanny?

be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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