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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the f-cking cookies. LOL ok if you have done door to door selling of cookies as a Girl Scout you know this feeling

This is EXACTLY why I'm afraid of birds...except it was a big ugly green parrot named Oscar.

girl freaked out look face parakeet landed lands on girls head, There isn't a more accurate picture that describes my life.

Ways to tell you are grown up

Dude, you have to see this

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

Ho-ho!

It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

This is soooo my kids!  HAHA

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

Fifty

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Ror

bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Heee heeee

I'm not sure if you're a creeper for watching a kid color, but.that kid sure is creepy

Love it

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

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Snoop Dogg Kid - Rolling down the street, eating cheerios, sipping my box of juice. With my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

YES.  This was my work meeting today . . . torture chamber of, "Ok I'm gonna leave you with one last thing . . . in 1978 . . "  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny pictures about You said long story short. Oh, and cool pics about You said long story short. Also, You said long story short.

Take that, you bastards

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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