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My next house won't have a kitchen, just food in vending machines [Funny Retro]

my mom used to wash my mouth out with soap when I sassed back.....lol

Washing my mouth out with soap won't do any good - vintage retro funny quote

more and more each day:-)!

I know my kids are laughing; one four letter word I don't have trouble with - maid. (Of course I think that's why I have trouble with the other four letter words.

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin, and my older sister would be down to nothing….

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin.

Crazy bitch :-)

1950's Housewife Funny Memes: 13 Sarcastics

My idea of a relaxing Friday? Spending quality time with my husband and children. Just kidding I'm on my third glass of wine. Lol funny mom and wife quote

Ha!

I read recipes the same way I read novels. I get to the end and I think that's not gonna happen

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