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Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

I can't stand when people have bad...really bad things happen to them and then they say Why? Why did this happen to me?  Because bad decisions have consequences stupid!!!  (That's what I want to say to them)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

One of my pet peeves when people don't use correct grammar especially on Facebook!!!!

My ABSOLUTE BIGGEST pet peeve! I'm convinced people have no idea how stupid they look or seem when they use the wrong words/grammar/spelling etc!

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Common Sense is so rare these days, it should be Classified as a Super Power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.