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wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard? #masterdegree

Hahaha...how the generations have changed!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

My family is temperamental. Half temper Half mental.   haha, it's funny because it's true.  and misspelled ecards drive me insane.

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Dear axe body spray — really funny jokes  in http://www.myfunjokes.com/funny-sms/dear-axe-body-spray-really-funny-jokes/

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

I'll cut you so bad you'll wish I hadn't cut you so bad

Introvert problems, I got 'em. Story of my life.few people that don't fall into that nah category

Best Friendship Quotes of the Week | Quotes Words Sayings

Best Friendship Quotes of the Week

Funny Family Ecard: My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, 'Central America.' She said, 'Oh so near Kansas?' I see a pole and body glitter in her future.

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

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