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My husband can’t come to the phone right now. He’s tied up. He’s also gagged, naked and crying!

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INSIDER DIET TIP #7: 5 easy ways to avoid eating your feelings!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

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I'm brilliant, funny, and awesome. If I were thin too that just wouldn't be fair. You're ads commercial ads ads ads

I said please......

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

Christian grey likes his women real!!!! Thank you very much.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny bitches.

Relevant.  The person this applies to, doesn't know I exist and is not, nor will he ever be, romantically attracted to me... le sigh...

I know we're not dating, but whenever i see someone else flirting with you, i want to shoot them in the face.

That IS totally why were meant for each other! Lololol

Is it weird that this holds more truth to my best friend than it does to my boyfriend?