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My husband can’t come to the phone right now. He’s tied up. He’s also gagged, naked and crying!

Thanks Disney...

Elmira, Some tips from Disney for your breakfast! 10 sex tips from Disney movies.


Learn the difference between 'your' and 'you're' or I'll be forced to break your neck, Darling!

simpsons internet caps

HAHAHA = very funny; hahaha = just funny; // “He took the time to press the shift key, Marge. I think he knows what he’s talking about.

Retro postcard

Mother in Law Quotes Mother in Law Quotes i. some cute, funny and hilarious quotes about mother-in-law.

It's Deadlift Day!

do not mess with women! when guys say "do you have pms" - really? i can't be angry without having pms?

I actually heard this years ago. There's quite a few people I would have liked to say this to...

Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch.

Yoga/Ryan Gosling/Hey Girl

hey girl - i love it when you wear your yoga pants all day Thanks Ryan. I knew you'd understand!

I can think of some people that I wish these will happen to!!!

Funny pictures about Polite Ways To Curse Someone. Oh, and cool pics about Polite Ways To Curse Someone. Also, Polite Ways To Curse Someone photos.

facebook hate

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

Someecards wine

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.