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Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan just woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.

(2) My Ex is a Whore

lmfao Im not saying shes a slut, but Im pretty sure I saw her vagina on Dirty Jobs.

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

This one had me laughing pretty hard! Im definitely guilty haha

A one way ticket ;) lol!

I literally laughed out loud. BUT - I would choose my husband first and hope he had a million dollars hidden in his pocket!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born.And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit. I'm pretty sure nothing truer has ever been said about me!

Ecards | Ability to hear misspellings

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. -This one is for Kimmie!!!

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter

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Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Idfwu

Ha, I'ma slap u so hard goggle won't be able to find u, lmao!

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