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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Sorry honey, mommy has to go to work so she can help feed, clothe, shelter, and medically cover all the kids whose mommies are too sorry to get a job and/or suga daddy.

♡ true!

Pretty much sums it up, except I don't like Starbucks or wine and girls nights are annoying haha

Im too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so Im buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm too cheap for Elf on the Shelf; so I'm buying a garden gnome. I call it the Gnome on the Roam throughout your Home!

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

of Meditation and wines.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! Frieda, Peanuts #quote

Hair Therapy Wrap - Deep Conditioning on the Go

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

Do it my way

Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills." Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

If I'm going to have to follow you all over the neighborhood while you beg for the candy, then yes... I get to eat half! It's called the Candy Tax.

Free and Funny Halloween Ecard: This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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