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Sorry honey, mommy has to go to work so she can help feed, clothe, shelter, and medically cover all the kids whose mommies are too sorry to get a job and/or suga daddy.

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I always say, "I don't run unless there's a serial killer behind me or a cheeseburger in front of me." :-)

I dont run and if you ever see me run..

I always say, "I don't run unless there's a serial killer behind me or a cheeseburger in front of me.

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Or the bed lol

The opinions expressed by the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Remember when nurses, teachers, firefighters & municipal workers crashed the economy & took billions in bonuses and bailouts?

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I'll just have one roll with butter from Texas Roadhouse,' said no one ever!

Best bread and butter you will ever have, if you don't know what this means you need to find a texas roadhouse asap

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

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Funny Confession Ecard: You were so cute until you mentioned you like Barack Obama.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

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