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Friends. You love them and hate them so much...

Friend: "Hey, remember when you had a crush on - " Me: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Mac n cheese is ready!

I love that microwave, but i love the fridge! shh dont tell the microwave it might get jealous

read this 3 times before i got it, my mental comprehension is still at age 10

Funny pictures about I didn't get this joke when I was little. Oh, and cool pics about I didn't get this joke when I was little. Also, I didn't get this joke when I was little.

I do it

Yup, I do this, haha but can never hold it enough. so I guess I'll drown in that movie

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Me:*licking ice cream* Perv:hey babe, what else can you lick?) Me: your blood off my hands after I sacrifice you to satan.

.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

hahaha yes.

When someone is online but doesn't reply to you: You turn into Ace Ventura: "Alrighty Then"

Just realized

This never occurred to me! I must've been too busy rolling in my birthday money to think about it!

i know! its like oh here is some grape flavored  medicine...hahaha no this is not grape. gapes are sweet , this is...... death

its like oh here is some grape flavored medicine.hahaha no this is not grape. death flavored>>> omg that comment!

My Life Is So Romantic, Except It’s Not… I'm Awaiting Cary Grant...

Good thing I'm funny! =) "My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

HA!!!!!!!  I'm so going to start my day like this from now on!  Although my sis will probably say I've been doing this all along ;) @Kat Brannick

My first thought when my alarm clock goes off, Who disturbs my slumber!