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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I bought olympic condoms for you. Wear the silver one and try coming second for a change.

Don't go outside of your relationship and confide in someone of the opposite sex. It causes problems in so many ways.

Practice makes perfect! - Funny Confession Ecard: All my friends are out there making babies and I'm just over here like, 'I like practicing.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

LOL I love this!

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

I don't know what's going on with you right now...

Ecards: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Or Tequila..... Diane?   Oh that's right, you didn't leave the room!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

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