I'll only stop loving you when a mute guy tells a deaf guy, that a blind guy, saw a legless guy walks on water.

True, lucky lobsters!

It is all about how you view things. The sinking of the Titanic was really a miracle for all those lobsters in the kitchen.


This is true. Once we got into high school, they stopped requiring us to write in cursive. However, I switch interchangeable between cursive and print. I write in cursive still because I think it's pretty.

I save all my homework until the last minute because then I'll be older, therefore more wiser.

I like this, but it's more 'wise' and not 'wiser.' Sorry, I'm a word Nazi.


After watching a scary movie, you accept the fact that every shadow is waiting to kill you.

It makes stuff funnier.

lolsotrue: "I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Oh there are a few that I'd love to try that with...

When someone says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that did you?" I would probably just push them over.