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hate those twigs that complain<3

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat. I'm not fat but when my skinny friends say this.

Lmmfao! For real though!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

I wanted to lose 10 lbs this year. Only 13 to go.

I wanted to lose 10 pounds.only 13 to go! My diet, my New Year's resolution, story of my life.

hahaha... I love food :) Find a nutritional plan that works for you! I really do plan my whole day out with all the food I plan on eating! Breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks! #beachbodycoach #21dayfix

When someone says "I forgot to eat," I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Or Dusty would chase me down and show my mom where I was hiding so she could test my blood sugar when I was a kid! Ha! Ha!

Or Dusty would chase me down and show my mom where I was hiding so she could test my blood sugar when I was a kid! GO BLUE FOR DIABETES DAY NOVEMBER We wear blue every Friday, year round too.

SPIDERS!

I'm going to kill that spider!Unless it moves two centimeters then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it. lol that is totally me all the way!

Universal is making the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movies. A girl can only hope that there is going to be a corresponding theme ride at Universal Studios.

skinny feels kind of like hungry. (or maybe the way to skinny feels hungry)

LOL my boy is a tween'm so not looking foward to full full-fledged teen! I'm scared;)

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!" Plant: *dies* oh yeah . I can kill plastic cactus!

I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

I’m “it’s 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?” years old. | Snarkecards

I won't see more than 30 minutes of the movie before I fall asleep.→→ so true I could cry :'(

Confession

:) That's sounds great. My diet would be described as a child watching a birthday party through a glass window.all the time.

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